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thedailywhat:

Bad Lip Reading of the Day: Even the guys at Bad Lip Reading can’t avoid Gotye’s “Somebody That I Used To Know.”

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capricarnival:

• If a clock gets hungry it goes back four seconds.
• Once you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve seen the mall.
• Acupuncture is a jab well done.
• Jumping off a Paris bridge makes you in Seine.
• Bakers trade recipes on a knead to know basis.
• Your calendar’s days are numbered.
• I break into song if I can’t find the key.
• A dyslexic poet writes inverse.

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